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 New TV! Samsung 42” plasma.

 Submitted: Sat, 03 Oct 2009 11:47:10 -0400



New TV! Samsung 42” plasma.

 This will not be anything resembling healthy, but oh will it be...

 Submitted: Sun, 27 Sep 2009 17:16:53 -0400



This will not be anything resembling healthy, but oh will it be nummy.

 Part of why I love this city. An Austrian oompa band is playing...

 Submitted: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 13:28:42 -0400



Part of why I love this city. An Austrian oompa band is playing in the middle of Chicago at lunch on a Friday.

 Ghost Ride the DeLorean!

 Submitted: Sun, 23 Aug 2009 17:04:26 -0400



Ghost Ride the DeLorean!

 This was my motorcycle.  Today, the fine residents of Chicago...

 Submitted: Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:09:41 -0400



This was my motorcycle.  Today, the fine residents of Chicago decided that they needed the bike more than I did.

Have fun, assholes.  It has a top speed of 178mph.  I hope you wipe yourself out and splatter your guts all over the Edens at 120mph.

 (via chronicfail) Are you kidding?  Steampunk Abraham Lincoln?...

 Submitted: Sun, 16 Aug 2009 23:59:44 -0400



(via chronicfail)

Are you kidding?  Steampunk Abraham Lincoln?  DAY = MADE

 Eh… Close enough.

 Submitted: Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:16:15 -0400



Eh… Close enough.

 O RLY? Pine nuts contain tree nuts? Mind = blown.

 Submitted: Sun, 26 Jul 2009 21:29:38 -0400



O RLY? Pine nuts contain tree nuts? Mind = blown.

 The CTA is actually building stuff! Who knew?

 Submitted: Sun, 26 Jul 2009 13:15:11 -0400



The CTA is actually building stuff! Who knew?

 Hey Pigeon! This is a Red Line train! No birds allowed!

 Submitted: Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:42:37 -0400



Hey Pigeon! This is a Red Line train! No birds allowed!

 Lithuanian composer Mindaugas Piecaitis was inspired by Nora the...

 Submitted: Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:52:46 -0400



Lithuanian composer Mindaugas Piecaitis was inspired by Nora the Piano Playing Cat  and composed a concerto for her to perform with an orchestra. Nora appears via videotape. The rest of the music was performed by the Klaipeda Chamber Orchestra. This performance, conducted by Piecaitis, was recorded on June 5th in Klaipeda, Lithuania.

TRANSLATION - KEYBOARD CAT GOT AN ENTIRE PIECE WRITTEN FOR IT.

 I want my "refresh" icon back on the left of the address bar.

 Submitted: Mon, 22 Jun 2009 08:43:55 -0400

fridayisdonutday:

That is all.

AGREED.  Navigation buttons don’t belong on the other side of the screen from the other navigation buttons.

 I’d ask Gay or Polish but I think it’s pretty...

 Submitted: Sat, 20 Jun 2009 14:25:06 -0400



I’d ask Gay or Polish but I think it’s pretty obvious. Keep in mind it’s over 80 outside and he’s wearing camo pants with a sweater around his waist.

 Cooper + Lake Michigan

 Submitted: Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:27:07 -0400



Cooper + Lake Michigan

 Awwww… lookit the puppy!

 Submitted: Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:23:51 -0400



Awwww… lookit the puppy!

 Cooper sez “Zzzzzzzzzzz…”

 Submitted: Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:01:37 -0400



Cooper sez “Zzzzzzzzzzz…”

 Germany report: LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS FRIGGIN TV

 Submitted: Thu, 14 May 2009 08:32:53 -0400



Germany report: LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS FRIGGIN TV

 ultramove69: Warranty expired. You may now expect your muffler...

 Submitted: Wed, 13 May 2009 09:06:09 -0400



ultramove69:

Warranty expired.

You may now expect your muffler to fail, your transmission to explode, and your wheels to fly off in 4 different directions, all at the same time.

 Officially NOT moving to Newport News

 Submitted: Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:01:42 -0400

chronicfail:

Although according to them I am:

  • a highly qualified candidate
  • should apply again if another position opens
  • will have no problem finding a job.

BLAH BLAH BLAH stupid employment rejection nice-ities

Will they be keeping your resume on file for 6 months in case future positions open up?

 Five Guys.

 Submitted: Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:32:34 -0400



Five Guys.